Your face is a jimmy john
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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