I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
He felt like a one man threesome
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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