i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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