just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
