You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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