It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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