Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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