if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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