Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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