she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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