if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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