Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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