So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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