u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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