Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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