everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
