There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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