final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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