Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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