hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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