its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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