Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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