U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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