what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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