Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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