it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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