3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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