i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
tell me about the fingering
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