I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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