Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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