I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Randomize