Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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