Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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