There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
i think my cat just said my name.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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