do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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