did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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