I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
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