You surviving the open bar?
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I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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