WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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