i just google imaged poop.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
