3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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