I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
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