Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
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