Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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