i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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