i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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