After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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