Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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