If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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