I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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