Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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