my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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