they need to just BURY HIM!
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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