I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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